Season 1

Shavin, the manager of a rap group, calls up the church-going owner of a bed and breakfast to make arrangements for accommodations; Hadassah responds to an ad for a nanny; Rob calls a phone-sex operator on behalf of a hearing-impaired pal.

Blind stripper Cammie wants to join a strip club but is denied. Spoonie Luv(From Up Above) wants to send flowers and asks for inappropriate things to be written on the card. Denis Leary's friend's pet is a problem pet. And Special Ed's got mail and finds out he's got lower standerds because he uses ""I Got Mail"".

Spoonie Luv calls a private country club; Elmer tries to get a hearing aid over the phone; Wanda calls a customer who just used a porn website.

Spoonie calls a country club for tee time but they don't have tee time. Niles needs a healthcare giver. And Elmer needs some hearing aids.

Bobby seeks out a job. Cammie needs computer help. Birtchum loses a fake leg. And Danny is sick.

Niles wants invitations for a contest. Tony Deloge wants votes. Helen's son gives her a foul mouthed parrot. And Bobby tries to sign up to be a consulor to help kids on drugs. Also starring The Touchtone Terrorists.

Haddassah has a survey. Spoonie's got an idea for greeting cards. Sav macauley is on the Phone Zone. And Bobby accidentally kills his grandfather. Also featuring Ween.

Spoonie wants hot girls. Helen calls a grocery store. OCD Ken wants love. And Terrence calls Subway.

Karl Malone wants Beanie Babies. Danny calls a caterer. Elmer lodges a complaint to the cable company about what he saw on TV. Birchum calls for a moving company. And Haddassah calls the Department of Waste.

Spoonie orders flowers. Gene Winterbuck makes a call to a library. Haddassah catches crabs. And someone took a pee on Elmer's house.